Brian

My brother-in-law Brian is one of the funniest people I know. I have spent hours laughing as he taped a message for the answering machine, or laughing as he did one of his funny jigs, which many didn't see due to their "poor situational awareness". Another thing that Brian did was to send out a daily email to his friends called 'daily remarks'. What he didn't know was that I saved all of them to keep for a rainy day when I needed a laugh. Here is a taste from November 7, 2006:

-I hope everyone will vote today. If it were my sole choice of who to be in the Congress I would definitely pick either Snoop Dog or that one guy from the movies, ya know for some flava.. and bling. For Senate probably my dog; Loyal, Caring, Courageous, Patient Listener and of course Furry all over.

-I mix Rice Crispy and Luck Charms, I like the rhythm.

- I think if the Drive Thru went the other way the world would be a better place.

-My nasal's were all clogged last night.

-He lives long that lives well; and time misspent is not lived but lost.
Thomas Fuller

-I like my daily remark.


He also has a blog. To visit, go here.